One man in a wheelchair, one man with leprosy and one man partially sighted.

They struggle for several days and they are just about on their last legs, the man with leprosy cries out "Water, I can see an oasis". 

His companions suggest it's only a mirage yet they agree to go in the direction the leper pointed out.

After a few hours they can smell the sweet odour of water and hurry as fast as they can towards the now visable palm trees.

The man with leprosy throws himself into the water and gulps down huge volumes of the prescious liquid and then gets out of the pool. 

Somehow he feels different and looks at his skin, amazingly he is cured and his skin is all healed. 

The partially sighted man jumps into the cool water splashing it all over himself, sensibly he drinks slowly. 

He emerges from the water and realises he can see 20/20, perfect eyesight. 

"It's a miracle" he exclaims, "The water must be magic in some way".

Hearing this the man in the wheelchair struggles into the water and he too has a long cool drink then bathes in the water. 

As he emerges he cries out "It's a miracle, look at me, brand new tyres!!!

 

Thanks to Terry for sending in this joke.